That Awkward Moment at RIT When...

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Your Prof. asks you what you think of when you hear square seal packaging as he starts fishing around in his pocket and all you can think of is a condom packet… to find out he pulls a condiment pouch out of his pocket. THANK GOD!

Some scary guy brings your Chinese food to grace watson hall and follows you inside after you paid and people think you are letting a terrorist into RIT

You finish you’re test in a half an hour after napping an hour before hand and the rest of the class who took an hour to study looks at you like “wtf??”

Some guy in the line at Gracie’s says “Damn this line is so long and slow moving it feels like we are at a homeless shelter.” The sad part was, after hearing that, I totally thought he was right…

You get a text from your girlfriend asking “can you get AIDS from eating a well cooked person who has AIDS?” and “If you eat a person who has cancer, do you also get cancer?”

You go to the SAU to get some breakfast before class and sit in the back so no one bugs you, but as you start to take three blue pills and one yellow one, you might as well be on stage saying “hey look at me, I’m taking drugs!” when it is just advil and a multivitamin.

You score the only goal your team has scored all year and you are super excited to win… then you lose…